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Homer Simpson, renowned for his love of donuts and ignorance of most things, strolled into the Kwik-E-Mart with a newfound interest in cryptocurrency. As he approached the counter, Apu, the ever-patient proprietor, raised an eyebrow at Homer's unusual enthusiasm.
Homer: "Hey Apu, I heard about this new thing called 'Bitcoin'! I want to buy some!"
Apu: skeptically "Bitcoin, you say? Very well, how much would you like to purchase?"
Homer: "Hmm... how about one hundred dollars' worth?"
Apu, trying not to burst into laughter at Homer's obliviousness to the complexity of cryptocurrencies, decides to play along.
Apu: "Certainly, one hundred dollars of Bitcoin it is."
Homer eagerly hands over the cash, feeling like a financial genius already.
Apu: pretending to conduct a transaction "There we go, one hundred dollars' worth of Bitcoin successfully purchased. You'll receive it in your... umm... digital wallet shortly."
Homer: "Excellent! I can't wait to see my virtual money!"
As Homer leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, he's suddenly struck by a thought.
Homer: yelling back "Hey Apu, do I get a receipt for this digital stuff?"
Apu, facepalming behind the counter, mutters to himself about the wonders of Springfield's unique brand of financial literacy.
And so, Homer Simpson unknowingly becomes the proud owner of... well, something digital. As for what exactly he bought, nobody in Springfield, not even Professor Frink, could decipher. But one thing's for sure: in the world of cryptocurrency, even Homer's adventures manage to reach new levels of hilarity and confusion.
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